If you ask me, though, having a giant penis would create more problems than it would solve. You’d also have to take extra precautions so your giant manhood wasn’t constantly bumping into things, not to mention the fact that gallons of blood would rush from your head at the first sign of arousal, rendering you unconscious and possibly giving you some sort of brain damage in the long run.
Long story short, having a giant trouser snake could very easily ruin your life, and for one man trying to make his name in the world, his swinging manhood cruelly deprived him of a spot on a naked dating show.
On the show, singletons pick a date from a selection of naked people.
They then get dressed and head off on a date, to see if there is any chemistry when the clothes come on.
But despite this, you still won’t see what’s coming as it finishes with a surprise cliffhanger.
A Carlisle supermarket worker will grace our TV screens... Kevin Todhunter will appear on the show Naked Attraction – without his clothes on.
The television either asks questions or states instructions and the participants follow accordingly.
Channel 4 describes their new show as a "daring new dating series that starts where some good dates might end - naked." Here's how it works: one lucky contestant is faced with six potential dates, whose faces are hidden but whose bodies, from the waist down to begin with, are on full display.
The wild scenery of the Newlands valley is spectacularly beautiful and surprisingly famous, prized by both Beatrix Potter and Queen Elizabeth I.
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